Nothing on the Internet has changed

• The same people who were asleep when I went to sleep are still asleep.
• Even the FrontPage of the New York Times is the same.

Fascinating cognitive impairment

• Situational Tourette's.
• Hate you.

No clean clothes

• Where are the quarters?
• Wearing the same clothes everywhere.
• Stinks to be you.

On the last run, the body turned on itself

• Now perceptibly leaner,
• Crankier,
• And afraid.
• That's why it's called a death march.

Three active e-mail accounts

• Hundreds of messages per day.
• Everyone thinks theirs is the only message.
• Redundant messages out of impatience.
• Not real.