I had a mole removed from my shoulder. It was completely harmless, but it was new and big and I felt like I had sprouted a new brain. It creeped me out.

My doctor only had Snoopy band-aids. I wore the bright green disk for a few days and it attracted a lot of attention in the form of curious looks and pokes. I started saying, "No, it's not the Snoopy nicotine patch."